Good news! I’ve moved back to New Zealand temporarily and… wait for it… I’ve just bought a new car!
It’s sexy, stylish, sporty, and made by the same company which makes the Kona and Ioniq electric vehicles! So, without further delay, here it comes!
I know, I know, it’s just too sexy for the Internet, but before you throw your panties at the screen, let me explain some of the features of this beautiful, $2000 machine.
The car’s interior is tastefully appointed in a sea of grey plastic with hints of multicoloured public transport upholstery! It also features an airbag! Just one, but why would you need more?!
I’ll be honest: I don’t really understand the car’s recharging socket. It charges really fast, but the recharging liquid(?) smells terrible and it costs a hell of a lot to recharge. Still, the range is good: I get 460 km (285 miles) per charge. Not as good as a Tesla, but not bad!
I still haven’t figured out how to recharge at home, so for now I have to recharge at these shops called “Petrol stations.” Last week I recharged the car, but it cost me $73 which is too expensive. I’ll ask other drivers to see where I can recharge for $2.50 like I did with my last electric car. Oh well, we’re still learning.
There are some things about this car which are awesome, though, and the best way to explain is to show you in a video… So, put on your seat belt and press Play below!
Stay tuned as I head to America to start a new chapter in my life!
Well a kiwi belongs in New Zealand 😉
Written from the Danish isle of Zealand
Good on ya mate….looking forward to more Kiwi-Ev stuff
Happy Hyundai Descent motoring
Well written parody! If you want a Tesla I have 4 to choose from. Only one is working but that’s another story.
I heard you being introduced to my case by Dee & Theo on the NZEV podcast. I do much more than fight Tesla. While you’re still in your ‘freelancer’ stage if you’d like to catch up and discuss some potential projects drop me an email 🙂